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Last month I posted about the hunt for my very first job out of college, one of those horror stories that you actually do laugh about one day. Many years later.

I mentioned in that post that I had another horror story, and with it being the New Year and with many people looking for new jobs, I thought it would be a perfect time to share.

Plus, I actually thought of the incident while lifting weights this morning, and I couldn’t stop laughing. It gives a great perspective to moments, how we can view them years later.

The best job I ever had, besides being a freelance blogger/writer/social media/marketing gal as I am now, was at a non-profit organization in Waltham. I worked there for almost four years and did all sorts of things but eventually found my calling in Marketing-Communications. I had the best boss and colleagues ever; really, I was completely spoiled with such a perfect setup early on in my career. On one hand, it will be difficult for anything to ever live up to this job where my all female colleagues and I would work super hard. . . and laugh even harder.

The bliss lasted for years before some changes were made to the organization turning it from a great place to work into a place that was unbearable, all due to one person. Maybe I will tell that story another day. . .

I followed that gig with another non-profit, a great organization that ended up being not busy enough for me, and thus my search began again.

Too good to be true. Too good to be true.

I was called for a phone interview for a job in the suburbs north of Boston. The job paid REALLY well including major bonuses, had some awesome benefits, and provided me with a free vacation every year. Like an actual trip somewhere in addition to salary and bonus and a cool work environment.

I started the in-person interview process on a freezing cold winter day. My first task? A personality test and a meeting with a few key people in Marketing.

Apparently this went well, because I was invited back four times to interview again and again, with Vice Presidents, prospective colleagues, and again with the HR person who interviewed me initially.

All along, I was warned about the very long hours of the job, which would be planning and marketing conferences, but it seemed like the pay was well worth it, and I was longing to be busy.

The final step was to meet the company President.

I took another afternoon off of work for this final meeting. It was my sixth or seventh interview. I had to get the job, right?

I felt like I was on Punk’d.

The President was wearing a hooded sweatshirt, eating a giant cookie, and drinking a big gulp of soda, with her foot up on a chair. No judgments, just strange for an interview, right?

When the door was closed and we began talking, she started to tell me the weaknesses she saw in me and that I reminded her of certain other employees, who she named, along with their weaknesses, perceived by her.

I think my eyes were like saucers by the time I left. It was the most bizarre “professional” encounter I have ever had. The HR woman told me should would be in touch by the following Wednesday.

And I NEVER HEARD FROM THEM AGAIN.

I followed up with thank-you’s and a summary of why I would be great for the job. In hindsight, I should have followed up until I got some sort of answer after spending that much time interviewing, but even though it was just a few years ago, I felt so young. At the time, I thought I was scarred for life.

Some of you shared job hunting stories with me on my last post, if you have one and haven’t shared it, I would love to hear it now!

Tags: employment, interviews, job hunting

Job hunting can be frustrating, defeating, annoying, and sometimes just downright weird. As I scan the usual suspects, Craigslist, Monster, CareerBuilder, I encounter some sort of bizarre or shady-seeming job post, almost on a daily basis. Couple in the countless resumes that receive no response, job descriptions with multiple misspellings that require the potential candidate to have impeccable attention to detail Winking smile , and the delightful folks who get back to you so many months later, you forgot you applied.

I am not in a rush to find a full-time job; I want to find a really good fit so for now I can sort of laugh at this somewhat silly process.

It hasn’t always been that way.

When I graduated from college in 2002, months after the September 11 tragedy, into an economy that was beyond depressed, job hunting was desperate. With an English degree in hand, I set out to find some sort of job and stumbled upon a Marketing position in Malden. It paid well, they wanted to interview little ol’ me, it was almost too good to be true.

My first clue might have been the entrance to the office, up a ramp in an alley behind the CVS. Surely, the hand-written paper sign, the only indication of the office’s name, on the door might have tipped me off. The lack of furniture or the 3 minute interview after which the interviewer declared I was a great fit and invited me back for a full day interview the next day didn’t make me suspicious either.

It wasn’t until the next day, when I returned to the office in full interview attire, that I realized there might be something shady about this “Marketing” job. Several brusque managers, just slightly older than me, rounded up a dozen or so recent college grads and divided us into cars.

Hmm.

My driver scoffed at my high-heeled shoes and then pretty much forced me to change into a spare pair of flats she had in her trunk. I still stayed, despite the fact that wearing a stranger’s shoes was the most vile thing I could imagine.

She drove us out to Danvers and pulled over in front of a Domino’s Pizza shop. She ran inside returning with stacks of coupon booklets. Driving us a little further into some tree-lined suburban neighborhoods, she explained that we were to go door-to-door selling the booklets. From noon until after dinner time.

So, here I am, without transportation, not at all familiar with Eastern Masschusetts, in a car full of strangers, wearing gross borrowed shoes, and being told that my interview task was to sell Domino’s coupons door-to-door.

Tears. Behind my sunglasses, there were tears.

I stuck with the group for a couple of hours. My feet hurt despite the flats, and we didn’t sell a single booklet, despite our driver’s urgings to be more aggressive. By 4:00, I was all set, and I told her to drop me off at the nearest train back to Boston.

I had no idea where I was going, but I wanted to be away from these people and this task. I finally found my way back to Malden via Boston, and after wandering the WRONG parking garage for 45 minutes looking for my car, I was on my way back to my safe little Amherst world.

Looking back, I should have notified the Better Business Bureau or something. I was young and frustrated and I guess I just wanted to move on. Word to the wise, avoid Marketing agencies that have lots of random letters in the name and have lots of words in all caps in the description.

Believe it or not, I have ANOTHER weirdo interview story that spanned the course of 6 interviews, but I will save that for another day.

Do you have a nightmare job interview or job hunting story? If you can laugh about it now, share it with us!

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